1. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| A family of tortoises went into a cafe for some ice cream. They sat down and were about to start when Father Tortoise sa... more
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2. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| Why did the tadpole feel lonely ? Because he was newt to the area !... more
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3. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts?Shark absorbers!... more
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4. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ? A bear faced lyre !... more
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5. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere?Yak the Ripper... more
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6. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin?Pingu-Pong!... more
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7. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ? Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them... more
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8. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ? A little bear !... more
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9. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan?He got cut off without a scent!... more
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10. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| Whats a pets favorite day? ...Saint Petricks Day... more
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