FunnyJokes.Win | Thousands of Free funny jokes online now!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us



JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:
facebook twitter linkedin tumblr google



Top 5 Famous Jokes:

1.   Category: Bird jokes  0 stars
What do you call a very rude bird ? A mockingbird !... more

2.   Category: Various animal jokes  0 stars
If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, Whats a tiger ? A stri-ped !... more

3.   Category: Monster jokes  0 stars
What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume? He was convicted of fragrancy.... more

4.   Category: Religious jokes  0 stars
An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends andsays with a warm smile, "I gladdened seven hearts today." "Seven hear... more

5.   Category: Teeth jokes  0 stars
What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe? A long necked toothbrush.... more


Viewing Joke:

Category:Waiter jokes
Date Added:02/08/2016
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:6
 
Joke:Waiter, waiter! Theres a dead spider in my soup. Yes, maam, they cant stand the boiling water.
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Waiter Jokes:

1.   Category: Waiter jokes  0 stars
Customer: How come the Board of Health hasnt come in and closed you up?Waiter: Theyre afraid to eat here.... more

2.   Category: Waiter jokes  0 stars
Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs legs?Certainly, Sir!Well hop over here and get me a sandwich!... more

3.   Category: Waiter jokes  0 stars
Diner: May I please have a gla-- of water?Waiter: Why, are you thirsty?Diner: No, I want to see if my neck leaks.... more

4.   Category: Waiter jokes  0 stars
Customer: I didnt order this.Waiter: I know, but your meal tastes worse.... more

5.   Category: Waiter jokes  0 stars
Diner: Whats wrong with these eggs I ordered?Waiter: Dont ask me. I only laid the table.... more

6.   Category: Waiter jokes  0 stars
Customer: Waiter, look at this chicken! Its nothing but skin and bones.Waiter: Would you like the feathers, too?... more

7.   Category: Waiter jokes  0 stars
I say waiter, theres a fly in my soup! Well throw him a doughnut - they make fantastic life belts!... more

8.   Category: Waiter jokes  0 stars
What will a monster eat in a restaurant? The waiter.... more

9.   Category: Waiter jokes  0 stars
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup !Hold on sir, Ill get the fly spray !... more

10.   Category: Waiter jokes  0 stars
"Waiter, waiter,theres a hand in my soup." "Thats not your soup, sir, thats your finger bowl."... more





home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners