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Category:Telephone jokes
Date Added:02/08/2016
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Joke:Kelso met Hensley on the street. "Hey!" said Kelso, "how come I never hear from you? Why dont you call me on the telephone?" "You aint got no tellyphone!" said Hensley. "I know," said Kelso. "But you do!"
 
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