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Category:School jokes
Date Added:02/08/2016
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Joke:School Principal: Ive called you into my office, Peter, because I want to talk to you about two words I wish you wouldnt use so often. One is "great" and the other is "lousy." Peter: Certainly, sir. What are they?
 
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