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| What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant.... more
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| Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| The accountants prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eas... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| A patient was at her doctors office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses.... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No... more
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| An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just cant get to sleep at night.""Ha... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What would Economics be without a--umptions?Accounting... more
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| A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". At the base of the st... more
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| 10. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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