FunnyJokes.Win | Thousands of Free funny jokes online now!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:
facebook twitter linkedin tumblr google

Top 5 Famous Jokes:

1.   Category: Answer me this jokes  0 stars
If FedEx and Ups merged, would they call it Fed UP?... more

2.   Category: Hair and bald jokes  0 stars
If the Pilgrims came over on the Mayflower, how did the barbers arrive?On clipper ships.... more

3.   Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  0 stars
Old man OMalley had worked down at the brewery for years, but one day he just wasnt paying attention and he tripped on t... more

4.   Category: Food jokes  0 stars
How does a witch make scrambled eggs? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.... more

5.   Category: Pig jokes  0 stars
What do you call a lady pig planting seeds? A sow sow.... more


Viewing Joke:

Category:Restaurant jokes
Date Added:02/08/2016
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:11
 
Joke:Sign at restaurant reads: Eat here diet home
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Restaurant Jokes:

1.   Category: Restaurant jokes  0 stars
"Can I have some two-handed cheese, please?" a man in a restaurant asked the waiter. "What do you mean, two-handed chees... more

2.   Category: Restaurant jokes  0 stars
Is your food spicy Sir ?No, smoke always comes out of my ears !... more

3.   Category: Restaurant jokes  0 stars
Two men were in a restaurant and ordered fish. The waiter brought a dish with two fish, one larger than the other. One o... more

4.   Category: Restaurant jokes  0 stars
Q:What did one plate say to the other plate? A:(Lunch is on me!)... more

5.   Category: Restaurant jokes  0 stars
Once a man went to a resturant and ordered an egg. When it was brought he didnt liked it so he informed the waiter that... more

6.   Category: Restaurant jokes  0 stars
Hello? Freds Restaurant. Hello! Id like to know, do you serve crabs? We serve anyone, sir! Come on in!... more

7.   Category: Restaurant jokes  0 stars
At which fast food restaurant is a hamburger happiest?Arthur Treachers Fish and Chips!... more

8.   Category: Restaurant jokes  0 stars
A man and his girlfriend were out to dinner one night. The waiter tells them the nights special is chicken almondine and... more

9.   Category: Restaurant jokes  0 stars
Have you ever seen a man-eating tiger ?No, but in the restaurant next door I once saw a man eating chicken !... more

10.   Category: Restaurant jokes  0 stars
The headwaiter of an elegant restaurant recoiled in disgust as a man in boots, torn jeans and a leather jacket approache... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners