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Category:Political jokes
Date Added:02/08/2016
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Joke:An aircraft is about to crash. There are five pa--engers on board, but unfortunately only 4 parachutes. The first pa--enger says, "Im Shaquille ONeill, the best NBA basketball player. The Lakers need me, it would be unfair to them if I died." So he takes the first parachute and jumps.The second pa--enger, Hillary Clinton, says, "I am the wife of the former President of the United States. I am also the most dedicated woman in the world, a Senator in New York and Americas potential future President". She takes one of the parachutes and jumps.The third pa--enger, George W. Bush, says, "I am the President of the United States of America. I have a huge responsibility in world politics. And apart from that, I am the most intelligent President in the history of the country and I have a responsibility to my people not to die." So he takes a parachute and jumps.The fourth pa--enger, th e Pope, says to the fifth pa--enger, a ten year old schoolboy, "I am already old. I have already lived my life, as a good person and a priest I will give you the last parachute". The boy replies "No problem your Pope-ness, there is also a parachute for you. Americas most intelligent President has taken my schoolbag."
 
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