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Date Added:02/08/2016
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Joke:Two opposing county chairman were sharing a rare moment together. The Democratic chairman said, "I never pa-- up a chance to promote the party. For example, whenever I take a cab, I give the driver a sizable tip and say, Vote Democratic." His opponent said, "I have a better scheme, and it doesnt cost me a nickel. I dont give any tip at all. And when I leave, I also say, Vote Democratic."
 
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