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Category:Aardvark jokes
Date Added:02/08/2016
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Joke:Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky. 1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could fly like that. 2nd aardvark: You would, if your tail was on fire.
 
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