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Category:Old age jokes
Date Added:02/08/2016
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Joke:Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while standing in front of the refrigerator, and I cant remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich." The second lady chimed in with, "Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and cant remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down." The third one responded, " Well, ladies, Im glad I dont have that problem. Knock on wood," as she rapped her knuckles on the table, and then said, "That must be the door, Ill get it!"
 
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