FunnyJokes.Win | Thousands of Free funny jokes online now!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:
facebook twitter linkedin tumblr google

Top 5 Famous Jokes:

1.   Category: Dog jokes  0 stars
What do you call a black Eskimo dog ?A dusky husky !... more

2.   Category: Knock Knock jokes  0 stars
Knock KnockWhos there !Berlin !Berlin who ?Berlin maiden over !... more

3.   Category: Teeth jokes  0 stars
"Your teeth are like the stars," he said, As he pressed her hand, so white. He spoke the truth, for, like the stars, Her... more

4.   Category: Movie and TV jokes  0 stars
Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I couldve done tha... more

5.   Category: Hair and bald jokes  0 stars
Whats a barbers favourite kind of holiday? Cruising on a clipper.... more


Viewing Joke:

Category:Music jokes
Date Added:02/08/2016
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:52
 
Joke:A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative plaque, only to be distracted by a low scratching noise, as if something was rubbing against a piece of paper.She collars a pa--ing native and asks what the scratching sound is.The local person replies, "Oh, that is Beethoven. Hes decomposing."
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Music Jokes:

1.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They have a machine that does that now.... more

2.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q: Why dont violists play hide and seek?A: Because no one will look for them.... more

3.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?A: You get light music.... more

4.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson? Because hed already done the sharps an... more

5.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola?A: A viola burns longer.... more

6.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch? A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of th... more

7.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand arou... more

8.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q: Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?A: So the violists dont need to be retrained.... more

9.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?A: One is loud, obnoxious and noisy; the other is a... more

10.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
How do you make a bandstand?Take away their chairs... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners