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Category:Music jokes
Date Added:02/08/2016
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Joke:"Havent I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant."You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last winter.""Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"
 
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