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Category:Music jokes
Date Added:02/08/2016
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Joke:Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert."Theres not much room on this page," he said. "What shall I write?"Another violinist, standing by, offered the following helpful hint, "Write your repertoire."
 
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