FunnyJokes.Win | Thousands of Free funny jokes online now!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | Video Pranks



JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:
facebook twitter linkedin tumblr google



Top 5 Famous Jokes:

1.   Category: Internet jokes  0 stars
Since youve discovered the Internet, you dont pay any attention to me!Who said that?... more

2.   Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  0 stars
Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?!Stick your foot out and trip it up!... more

3.   Category: Food jokes  0 stars
Whats the best day to eat bacon? Fry-day.... more

4.   Category: Idiot and fool jokes  0 stars
Did you hear about the rookie Rhode Island cop who gave out twenty-two parking tickets before he found out he was at a d... more

5.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising alt--ude, the captain made an annou... more


Viewing Joke:

Category:Military jokes
Date Added:02/08/2016
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:12
 
Joke:Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didnt have a rifle."Thats no problem, son," said the sergeant. "Here, take this broom. Just point it at the Germans, and go Bangety Bang Bang.""But what about a bayonet, Sarge?" asked the young (and gullible) recruit.The sergeant pulls a piece of straw from the end of the broom, and attaches it to the handle end. "Here, use this... just go, Stabity Stab Stab."The recruit ends up alone on the battlefield, holding just his broom. Suddenly, a German soldier charges at him. The recruit points the broom, "Bangety Bang Bang!" The German falls dead.More Germans appear. The recruit, amazed at his good luck, goes "Bangety Bang Bang! Stabity Stab Stab!" He mows down the enemy by the dozens. Finally, the battlefield is clear, except for one German soldier walking slowly toward him. n"Bangety Bang Bang! shouts the recruit. The German keeps coming. "Bangety Bang Bang!" repeats the recruit, to no avail. He gets desperate. "Bangety Bang Bang! Stabity Stab Stab!" Its no use.The German keeps coming. He stomps the recruit into the ground, and says, "Tankety Tank Tank."
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Military Jokes:

1.   Category: Military jokes  0 stars
In the 1970s, before women were allowed to sign up for combat duty, a man was bragging to his friends about how his sist... more

2.   Category: Military jokes  0 stars
- How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?- Two. One to launch it, one to watch CNN to find out where it l... more

3.   Category: Military jokes  0 stars
The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting crisis affecting all... more

4.   Category: Military jokes  0 stars
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first a--ignment, and it was guard duty. A General stepped out takin... more

5.   Category: Military jokes  0 stars
General Heath, a famous lover of parade music and marching drill ceremonies, once listened to a symphonic orchestra play... more

6.   Category: Military jokes  0 stars
A trio of old veterans were bragging about the heroic exploits of their ancestors one afternoon down at the VFW hall. "M... more

7.   Category: Military jokes  0 stars
While practicing autorotations during a military night training exercise a Huey Cobra screwed up the landing and landed... more

8.   Category: Military jokes  0 stars
One of my husbands duties as a novice drill instructor at Fort Jackson, S.C., was to escort new recruits to the mess hal... more

9.   Category: Military jokes  0 stars
A patrol of allied soldiers were in a ruined city during World War Two. They are bragging and joshing about how many kil... more

10.   Category: Military jokes  0 stars
A destroyer pulled into a foreign port, and put down maximum liberty. The skeleton crew didnt notice a chimpanzee, escap... more





home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | Video Pranks | link partners