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Category:Mental health jokes
Date Added:02/08/2016
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Joke:Patient: Im really depressed. Therapist: I see. Yes. You are depressed. Patient: Nothing is going well. Therapist: Nothing well. Patient: I feel like killing myself. T: Youre thinking of killing yourself. P: Yes, Im going to do it NOW. T: You want to do it now. P: [Jumps out window.] T: Woosh. Splat.
 
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