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Category:Mental health jokes
Date Added:02/08/2016
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Joke:Patient: Doctor, you must help me. Im under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.Doctor: Tell me about your problem.Patient: I JUST DID, DIDNT I, YOU STUPID B--T--D!!!
 
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