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Category:Mental health jokes
Date Added:02/08/2016
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:29
 
Joke:How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?The patients get better and leave.Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God.The staff have the keys!
 
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