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Category:Men jokes
Date Added:02/08/2016
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Joke:A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him writing furiously. I told him rabies could be cured and he didnt have to worry about a will. He said, "Will, what will? Im making a list of people Im gonna bite."
 
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