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| What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?PC Plod.... more
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| Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?A. He uses "windows".... more
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| Computer helpline?Everytime I log onto the seven dwarfs website my computer screen goes snow white....... more
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4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| "Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand?"" My right hand."" Amazing!Most people have to use... more
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5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?A slipped disk.... more
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6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?The Netcracker suite.... more
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7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and invalid".... more
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8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A confused caller was having troubles printing doc--ents. He told the technician that the computer had said that it coul... more
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9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Computers manufacturer is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of... more
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10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp. Upon rubbing the lamp a genie appeared who stated "I am t... more
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