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Date Added:02/08/2016
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Joke:Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"God says: "So she would love you." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"God says: "So she would love you."
 
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