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Category:Marriage jokes
Date Added:02/08/2016
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Views:24
 
Joke:I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive differentcars, take separate vacations, work different shifts, have their owncomputers, and even have their own ISPs, separate e-mail addresses andHome Pages. They say theyre doing everything they can to keep theirmarriage together.
 
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