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Category:Marriage jokes
Date Added:02/08/2016
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Joke:Some people ask the secret of Anthonys long marriage.They take time to go to a restaurant two times a week: a little candlelight dinner, soft music, and a slow walk home.The Mrs. goes Tuesdays; He goes Fridays.
 
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