FunnyJokes.Win | Thousands of Free funny jokes online now!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:
facebook twitter linkedin tumblr google

Top 5 Famous Jokes:

1.   Category: Political jokes  0 stars
Q: What do the Republicans have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?A: A mandate to govern.... more

2.   Category: Barbie doll jokes  0 stars
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Mafia Victim Barbie ...feet set in cement--she really sinks!... more

3.   Category: Ethnic jokes  0 stars
Q: You go to a c--kfight. How do you know if a Polak is there?A: Hes the one with a duck.... more

4.   Category: Knock Knock jokes  0 stars
Knock KnockWhos there !Barrister !Barrister who ?Barristercratic !... more

5.   Category: Ethnic jokes  0 stars
Why is Russia a very fast country ? Because the people are always Russian !... more


Viewing Joke:

Category:Marriage jokes
Date Added:02/08/2016
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:1
 
Joke:A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all of us eat it. Can anyone here tell me what lethal product Im referring to? You, sir, in the first row, please give us your idea."The man lowered his head and said, "Wedding cake."
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Marriage Jokes:

1.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
BARTENDER: I think youve had enough, sir.DRUNK: I just lost my wife, buddy!BARTENDER: Well, it must be hard losing a wif... more

2.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a... more

3.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
"Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around unti... more

4.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
Larrys barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany ...Susan: We had that barn insured for fifty t... more

5.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks inside to find his wife on the fl... more

6.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
I married Miss Right. I just didnt know her first name was Always.... more

7.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
Q: What do you call two spiders who just got married?A: Newlywebs.... more

8.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
A guy runs out of a Las Vegas hotel and says to a stranger, "Can youloan me two hundred bucks? My wife had a terrible ac... more

9.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked upbehind an older woman, covered her eyes with his hands, and... more

10.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alo... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners