FunnyJokes.Win | Thousands of Free funny jokes online now!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us



JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:
facebook twitter linkedin tumblr google



Top 5 Famous Jokes:

1.   Category: Bird jokes  0 stars
What do you call a very rude bird ? A mockingbird !... more

2.   Category: Various animal jokes  0 stars
If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, Whats a tiger ? A stri-ped !... more

3.   Category: Monster jokes  0 stars
What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume? He was convicted of fragrancy.... more

4.   Category: Religious jokes  0 stars
An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends andsays with a warm smile, "I gladdened seven hearts today." "Seven hear... more

5.   Category: Teeth jokes  0 stars
What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe? A long necked toothbrush.... more


Viewing Joke:

Category:Computer jokes
Date Added:02/08/2016
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:6
 
Joke:Tech Support: "Which format are the images you send?" Customer: "Rectangular, 15x11 centimeters."
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Computer Jokes:

1.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
"This little computer," said the sales clerk, "will do half of your job for you." Studying the machine, the senior VP sa... more

2.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?Hide their trainers.... more

3.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Tech Support: "Which format are the images you send?" Customer: "Rectangular, 15x11 centimeters."... more

4.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Why was there a bug in the computer?It was looking for a byte to eat.... more

5.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
A technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldnt read word processing files from his old disk... more

6.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
After a caller gave a technician her PCs serial number, he scanned a database of registered users and responded, "I see... more

7.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?A: You get a short circut.... more

8.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.... more

9.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
A confused caller was having troubles printing doc--ents. He told the technician that the computer had said that it coul... more

10.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
The Three Laws of Secure Computing1) Dont buy a computer.2) If you do buy a computer, dont plug it in.3) If you do plug... more





home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners