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Category:Lawyer jokes
Date Added:02/08/2016
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Joke:A man walks into a friend and sees that his friends caris total loss and covered with leaves, gra--, branches,dirt and blood. He asks his friend,"Whats happened to your car?""Well," the friend responses, "I ran into a lawyer"."OK," says the man, "that explains the blood... But what about the leaves, the gra--, the branches and the dirt?""Well, I had to chase him all through the park."
 
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