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| As most technophiles are aware, there are special programs to run scanners. These programs use a TWAIN driver to perform... more
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| Redmond, WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will... more
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| Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?Because DEC 25 = OCT 31... more
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| What is an astronauts favorite key on a computer keyboard?The space bar.... more
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| Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve arou... more
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| A customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and... more
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| Another customer called Tech Support to say her brand-new computer wouldnt work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged... more
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| Ive been sitting at this computer for hours and I havent seen a single website.Thats because youre supposed to sit facin... more
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| If Microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car, then it would perform illegal operations and crash.... more
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| This computer you charged me L950 for doesnt work....and you said it would be trouble free.It is, I charged you L950 for... more
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