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Category:Journalist jokes
Date Added:02/08/2016
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Joke:A shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively. "Would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"To which she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I wont sleep with you tonight!"Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarra--ed and he slinks back to his table. After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "Im sorry if I embarra--ed you. You see, Im a journalist and Ive got an a--ignment to study how people respond to embarra--ing situations."To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?"
 
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