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Category:Computer jokes
Date Added:02/08/2016
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Joke:As most technophiles are aware, there are special programs to run scanners. These programs use a TWAIN driver to perform the scanning. TWAIN, the acronym, stands for "Technology Without An Interesting Name."
 
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