FunnyJokes.Win | Thousands of Free funny jokes online now!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us



JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:
facebook twitter linkedin tumblr google



Top 5 Famous Jokes:

1.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major status figures in Rome, Italy. The wife was very exc... more

2.   Category: Yo momma jokes  0 stars
Yo mamas so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.... more

3.   Category: Police jokes  0 stars
One evening this Columbia Yuppie was stopped for allegedly drunken driving and was given a breath test by the Howard Cou... more

4.   Category: Knock Knock jokes  0 stars
Knock KnockWhos there !Arnie !Arnie who !Arnie having fun ?... more

5.   Category: Apple jokes  0 stars
Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?Someone told him he should get an apple Mac... more


Viewing Joke:

Category:Humor jokes
Date Added:02/08/2016
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:4
 
Joke:A monastery in the English countryside was having a hard time with its cash flow because of the dwindling number of monks available to help with all the work. Then one day two of the monks, who had been discussing the problem, suggested they open a fish and chips stand down on the highway, right next to a scenic vista area popular with tourists. The other monks agreed, and the two put up the stand. One day a tourist who wanted to offer a compliment asked the monk on duty, "Are you the fish friar?" "No, sir," retorted the brother, "Im the chip monk."
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Humor Jokes:

1.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had gone to bed and were lying there looking... more

2.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
It was so hot when we went on holiday last year that we had to take turns sitting in each others shadow.... more

3.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
Harry was telling his friend about his holiday in Switzerland. His friend had never been to Switzerland and asked, what... more

4.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg? Because theyre both cracked!... more

5.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
A man walks into a palm reader store and asks the reader, "Could you read my palm?" He shows his hand to her, and she sa... more

6.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
A man was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway. On his first day he painted six miles;... more

7.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
Pierre was a camper from France. In his honour, Jenny sang a French song in the talent show. But she didnt sing very wel... more

8.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
Mother: Fred, why did you put a slug in your grandmas bed? Fred: Because I couldnt find a snake.... more

9.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.... more

10.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
A husband and wife were shopping when the wife said, "Darling, its my mothers birthday tomorrow. What shall we buy for h... more





home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners