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Category:Food jokes
Date Added:02/08/2016
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Joke:When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. "Good heavens," he said, "what is this?""Why, its bean soup," she replied."I dont care what it has been," he sputtered. "What is it now?"
 
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