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Category:Farmer jokes
Date Added:02/08/2016
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Joke:On a drive in the country, a city slicker noticed a farmer lifting a pig up to an apple tree and holding the pig there as it ate one apple after another."Maybe I dont know what Im talking about," said the city slicker, "but if you just shook the tree so the apples fell to the ground, wouldnt it save a lot of time?""Time?" said the farmer. "What does time matter to a pig?"
 
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