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Category:Dead and dying jokes
Date Added:02/08/2016
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Joke:This elderly Newfoundland fisherman is on his deathbed and summons his 3 sons to his bedside. "Well boys, the time is near, and when I pa-- Id like to be buried at sea." So the boys agreed. A few days after his pa--ing, the local front page read, "Local Fishermen Were Shocked Today When Their Nets Brought in Patrick McRay in a Coffin, 3 Shovels and the Bodies of His Three Sons... Funeral arrangements havent yet been made, however, it is believed all wished to be buried at sea."
 
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