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Date Added:02/08/2016
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Joke:A cub reporter for a small town newspaper was sent out on his first a--ignment. He submitted the following report to his editor. "Mrs. Smith was injured in a car accident today. She is recovering in County Hospital with lacerations on her b-----ts."The Editor scolded the new reporter, "This is a family paper. We dont use words like b-----ts around here. Now go back and write something more appropiate!"The young reporter thought long and hard. Finally he handed the Editor the following report. "Mrs. Smith was injured in a car accident today. She is recovering in County Hospital with lacerations on her ( . )( . ) "
 
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