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Category:Children jokes
Date Added:02/08/2016
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Joke:After the baby was baptized, her four-year-old brother was crying inconsolably in the back seat of the car. "Whats the matter Johnny?" asked his concerned mother. Johnny replied: "that man said that he hoped our baby would be raised in a good Christian home...I just want her to stay with you guys."
 
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