| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Andy wants a job as a signalman on the railways. He is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector puts... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| One day there was a family driving in the car to Michigan to visit their relatives. They were looking for the street the... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A motorist ran into a shop. "Do you own a black and white cat?" he asked. "No," replied the manager. "Oh dear," said the... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why did you stop your car, get out, and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?Motorist: The light just turned y... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A sardarji was working as editor in a daily newspaper. Once he was travelling to Bombay to deliver a speech about railwa... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who is appalled by American drivinghabits, offers the following advice:The probabilit... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix? He was asking for directions.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?A: Heavy psychedelics.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a Rolls Royce with a vampire? A monster that attacks expensive cars and s--ks out their gas... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Didnt you see the signs with the speed limit?Driver: I thought they were just suggestions.... more
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