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Category:Car and train jokes
Date Added:02/08/2016
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Joke:A young man comes home and says "Dad, just got my drivers license and would like to use the family car."Father replies, :"O.K., son. But, first, you have to get good grades in school, keep your room clean, make the yard is neat, and cut your hair. Come back in a few months and then well see."Well, several months pa-- and the young man comes into the house with his report card in his hand. "Dad, I got great marks on my report card. Ive been keeping my room as neat as a pin, and the yard is always ship-shape. How about letting me use the car?"Father replies, "Thats all true, but son you didnt cut your hair."Son says, "But, dad, Jesus had long hair."Father replies, "Yes, son, youre perfectly right. And he walked everywhere he went."
 
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