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Category:Car and train jokes
Date Added:02/08/2016
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Joke:Kelly was standing in front of Cohans Tavern when he saw a driverless car rolling slowly down the street. He ran to the car, jumped in, and pulled on the emergency brake with a j--k. Kelly got out and very proudly said to the man approaching him, "I stopped it!" "I know, you idiot!" said the man. "I was pushing it!"
 
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