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Category:Dead and dying jokes
Date Added:02/08/2016
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Joke:Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him. Suddenly the aroma of chopped liver filled the room.Sam perked up a bit and said to his wife, "Thats it, one last timebefore I die I must have some of your delicious chopped liver."Sams wife looked at him sadly and said, "Sorry Sam, its for after."
 
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