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Category:Bed jokes
Date Added:02/08/2016
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:33
 
Joke:You cant have any more chocolates tonight. Its not good for you to go to bed on a full stomach. Oh, Mum. I promise Ill lay on my side.
 
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