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Category:Aviation jokes
Date Added:02/08/2016
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Joke:Part of a Flight Attendants arrival announcement: "Wed like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope youll think of us here at US Airways."
 
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