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"Waiter ! Have you got frogs legs ? " "No, sir, I always walk this way"... more

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"Waiter!" shouted the furious diner, "How dare you serve me this! Theres a damn TWIG in my soup!""My apologies," said th... more

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"Waiter, waiter,theres a hand in my soup." "Thats not your soup, sir, thats your finger bowl."... more

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A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat."Are you crazy?" yelled the customer, "wi... more

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And how did you find your steak sir?Well, quite accidentally. I moved this tomato slice and there it was... more

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CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig cooler? WAITER: Sure, spray him with a hose.... more

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CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig shake? WAITER: Tell him the wolf is coming.... more

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Customer: Do you have bacon and eggs on the menu:Waiter: No, we clean our menus regularly.... more

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Customer: Give me a hot dog.Waiter: With pleasure.Customer: No, with mustard.... more

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Customer: How come the Board of Health hasnt come in and closed you up?Waiter: Theyre afraid to eat here.... more

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CUSTOMER: How do you make a pig float? WAITER: Just give him an inner tube.... more

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Customer: How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?Waiter: Well, you know how slow turtles are.... more

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Customer: I didnt order this.Waiter: I know, but your meal tastes worse.... more

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Customer: I thought the meals here were supposed to be like mother used to make.Waiter: They are. She couldnt cook eithe... more

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Customer: That crust on the apple pie was too tough.Waiter: That wasnt the crust, that was the pie plate.... more

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Customer: Theres something wrong with my hot dogs.Waiter: Sorry, Im a waiter, not a veterinarian.... more

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Customer: This fish isnt as good as what I ordered here last month.Waiter: Thats funny. Its from the same fish.... more

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Customer: Waiter, I cant eat this meal.Waiter: Why not? It looks all right to me.Customer: I dont have a fork.... more

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Customer: Waiter, I found a hair in my turtle soup.Waiter: How about that! The turtle and the hare finally got together.... more

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Customer: Waiter, look at this chicken! Its nothing but skin and bones.Waiter: Would you like the feathers, too?... more

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Customer: Waiter, theres a b--ton in my salad.Waiter: It must have come off while the salad was dressing.... more

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Customer: Waiter, this food is repeating on me.Waiter: Good, we love repeat business.... more

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Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny. Waiter: So laugh, sir.... more

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Customer: What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?Waiter: Probably learning to read.... more

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Customer: Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?Waiter: We can dream, cant we?... more

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Customer: Why doesnt this restaurant have any specials?Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.... more

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Customer: Why doesnt your menu list prices?Waiter: We didnt want to make you sick before the food does.... more

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Customer: Why dont you eat here, waiter?Waiter: Serving it is bad enough, I dont want to compound the felony.... more

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Customer: Why dont you have doggie bags?Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.... more

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Customer: Why is this sandwich half eaten? Waiter: I didnt have time to finish it.... more







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