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What do you call a very rude bird ? A mockingbird !... more

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If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, Whats a tiger ? A stri-ped !... more

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What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume? He was convicted of fragrancy.... more

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An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends andsays with a warm smile, "I gladdened seven hearts today." "Seven hear... more

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Vampire Jokes Category:

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1.   Category: Vampire jokes  0 stars
Did you hear about the doctor who crossed a parrot with a vampire ?It bit his neck, s--ked his blood, and said, Whos a p... more

2.   Category: Vampire jokes  0 stars
Did you hear about the vampire in Camelot? He was a bite of the Round Table!... more

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Did you hear about the vampire who died of a broken heart?He had loved in vein.... more

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Did you hear about the vampire who got married? He proposed to his girl-fiend.... more

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Did you hear about the vampire who had an eye for the ladies? He used to keep it in his back pocket.... more

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Did you hear about the vampire who joined an orchestra? He stood on the roof and conducted lightning.... more

7.   Category: Vampire jokes  0 stars
Did you know that Dracula wants to become a comedian? Hes looking for a crypt writer.... more

8.   Category: Vampire jokes  0 stars
Do you know how to catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!... more

9.   Category: Vampire jokes  0 stars
Doctor, doctor, I think Ive been bitten by a vampire. Drink this gla-- of water. Will it make me better? No, but Ill be... more

10.   Category: Vampire jokes  0 stars
How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice? They use extractor fangs.... more

11.   Category: Vampire jokes  0 stars
How do you join a Vampire Fan Club? Send your name, address and blood group.... more

12.   Category: Vampire jokes  0 stars
How does a girl vampire flirt? She bats her eyes.... more

13.   Category: Vampire jokes  0 stars
How does a vampire clean his house? With a victim cleaner.... more

14.   Category: Vampire jokes  0 stars
How does a vampire enter his house? Through the bat flap.... more

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How does a vampire get through life with only one fang? He has to grin and bare it.... more

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How does Dracula keep fit? He plays batminton.... more

17.   Category: Vampire jokes  0 stars
How does Dracula like to have his food served? In bite-sized pieces.... more

18.   Category: Vampire jokes  0 stars
MUMMY VAMPIRE: Jimmy, hurry up and drink your soup before it clots.... more

19.   Category: Vampire jokes  0 stars
One vampire to the other : " Lets go and have a drink.I know a cosy little mortuary just round the corner"!... more

20.   Category: Vampire jokes  0 stars
Two men were having a drink together. One said, "Id rather live with a vampire than with my wife." "Whys that?" asked th... more

21.   Category: Vampire jokes  0 stars
What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?He cut all his fingers off !... more

22.   Category: Vampire jokes  0 stars
What do vampire footballers have at half-time?Blood oranges.... more

23.   Category: Vampire jokes  0 stars
What do vampires cross the sea in? Blood vessels.... more

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What do vampires have at eleven oclock every day?A coffin break.... more

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What do vampires make sandwiches out of? Self-raising dead.... more

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What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old? A two-year-old vampire.... more

27.   Category: Vampire jokes  0 stars
What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ?Mack-u-la !... more

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What do you call a vampire junkie? Count Drugula.... more

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What do you call a vampire junkie? Count Drugula.... more

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What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ?Jack-u-la !... more







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