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"And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh?" the priest asked at confession. "I might as well confess t... more

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A Baptist missionary was walking in Africa when he heard the ominous padding of a lion behind him. "Oh Lord," prayed the... more

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A big, burly man visited the pastors home and asked to see the ministers wife, a woman well known for her charitable imp... more

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A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi were chatting one day when the conversation turned to a discussion of job descriptions and... more

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A Christian man had just died and was on his way to heaven. When he got to the gates of heaven he met an angel. The ange... more

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A couple had two little mischievous boys, ages 8 and 10. They were always getting into trouble, and their parents knew t... more

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A drunk man who smelled like a beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The mans tie was stained, his face was s... more

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A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside except for a pet dog he for a long time.The dog finally died... more

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A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began to be muchin the news, Mrs. Moskowitz said to Mrs. Finkelstein, "... more

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A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to s... more

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A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating the greatness of their orders. Suddenly,... more

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A Jewish guy called Jacob finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and hes in serious financial trouble... more

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A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago wa--tranded late one night at a fashionable resort - one that didn... more

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A kindergarten teacher was observing her cla--room of children whilethey were drawing. She walked around to look at the... more

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A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in line to see St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.St. Pete... more

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A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it. She, not wanting to place... more

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A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.God, he prayed, I really want a car.Jumping up and dashing to the... more

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A little girl spoke to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a... more

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A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. "Mommy" she said "Can we leave n... more

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A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. "Mommy," she said. "Can we leave... more

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A local priest and pastor stood by the side of the road holding up a sign that said, "The End is Near! Turn yourself aro... more

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A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in in New York City.He lies dying on the sidewalk as a crowd of spectators gat... more

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A man sobering up from the night before is sitting through the Sunday sermon, finding it long and boring. Still feeling... more

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A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register he saw a display of caps with "WWJD"print... more

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A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon,... more

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A minister was asked by a politician,"Name something the government can do to help the church."The minister replied, "Qu... more

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A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lords Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she repeated it aft... more

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A Nun and her friend, Sarah were playing golf. Sarah misses a 3 foot putt and yells, "Goddamn it, missed the bugger!" an... more

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A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to synagogue. Alarmed by the old fellows absence after... more

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A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, Id ta... more





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