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"Grandma, why dont you drink tea anymore?" "I dont like it ever since that tea bag got stuck in my throat."... more

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"Whats wrong, sonny?" asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who was sitting on the curb, cry... more

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A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like: "We used to skate outside on a pond.... more

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A group of senior citizens were exchanging notes about their ailments. "My arm is so weak I can hardly hold this coffee... more

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A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, "Have you got anything to declare?"He thinks... more

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A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started out. Pa--ing the armed guard, she smiled and s... more

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A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporte... more

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A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in h... more

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A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial--a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He a... more

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A strained voice called out through the darkenedtheater, "Please, is there a doctor in the house?!" Several men stood up... more

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A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened gallery. Suddenly one con... more

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A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his... more

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A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his... more

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A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldnt help noticing how happy you look," she... more

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A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonalds. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an... more

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A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in hercabin undressing then suddenly she was overcome by seasickness. In... more

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An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out... more

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An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how hes feeling. "Ive never been better!" he replie... more

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An American tourist found himself in a sleepy country village, and asked one of the locals the age of the oldest inhabit... more

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An eighty year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to make sure no... more

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An elderly couple were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol.... more

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An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her car. Sh... more

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An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porc... more

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An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry. She immediat... more

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An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi she had two f... more

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An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holdingher hat on tight, so that it would not blow off in the... more

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An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what w... more

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Are you getting older and wiser? No, hes getting older and wider!... more

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Do you think my skin is starting to show its age?""I cant tell. There are too many wrinkles."... more

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For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After buying... more





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