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Since youve discovered the Internet, you dont pay any attention to me!Who said that?... more

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Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?!Stick your foot out and trip it up!... more

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Whats the best day to eat bacon? Fry-day.... more

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Did you hear about the rookie Rhode Island cop who gave out twenty-two parking tickets before he found out he was at a d... more

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A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising alt--ude, the captain made an annou... more


Cow Jokes Category:

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That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing! I told you he was a bum steer!... more

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That tornado damage your cow barn any?Dunno. Havent found the durn thing yet!... more

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What animals do you bring to bed?Your calves.... more

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What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs!... more

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What are the spots on black-and-white cows?Holstaines... more

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What band is a cow favorite?Moody Blues... more

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What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand!... more

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What did one dairy cow say to another?Got milk?... more

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What did the calf say to the silo?"Is my fodder in there?"... more

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What did the cow wear to the football game?A Jersey.... more

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ? An udder failure !... more

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What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the gra--? "Hey! Look at the cows nest!"... more

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What do cows call Frank Sinatra? Old Moo Eyes!... more

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What do cows do for entertainment?They go to the mooooovies.... more

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What do cows do when theyre introduced? They give each other a milk shake!... more

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What do cows get when they are sick?Hay Fever... more

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What do cows get when they do all their chores?Mooney.... more

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What do cows like to do at amoosement parks? Ride on the roller cowster.... more

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What do cows like to listen to? Moo-sic!... more

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What do cows read at the breakfast table? The moospaper!... more

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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? "Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo... more

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What do cows usually fly around in? Helicowpters and Bulloons.... more

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What do cows wear when theyre vacationing in Hawaii? Moo moos... more

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What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine? Hamburger!... more

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What do you call a bull thats sent overseas by boat? Shipped beef!... more

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What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?Ground Beef... more

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What do you call a cow that doesnt give milk?A milk dud!... more

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What do you call a cow that fell in a hole? A hole-y Cow!... more

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What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?A Moosician!... more

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What do you call a cow thats just had a baby? De-calfinated!... more







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