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What do you use to cut the ocean? A seasaw... more

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How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning? By opening the car door.... more

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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? - Because a woman who cant afford a washing machine will prob... more

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Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?... more

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Whats the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.... more


Bird Jokes Category:

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"Look at that speed!" said one hawk to another as the jet fighter plane hurtled over their heads."Hmph!" snorted the oth... more

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A couple of pigeons made a date to meet on the ledge outside the tenth floor of a skyscraper. The female was there on ti... more

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A man with a talking parrot is getting married. On the day of the wedding he says to the parrot "Now look here, I know y... more

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Chicken to turkey: "Only Thanksgiving and Christmas???Youre lucky, with us its any Sunday."... more

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David received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a bad att--ude and terrible vocabulary. Every... more

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Did you hear about the chicken that wanted to take ballet lessons?"He wanted to be a hentertainer."... more

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How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?It speaks in Polly-syllables!... more

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How do you get a cut-price parrot ? Plant bird seed !... more

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How do you get a parrot to talk properly ? Send him to polytechnic !... more

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How do you identify a bald eagle?All his feathers are combed over to one side.... more

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How do you make a tame duck wild? Annoy it.... more

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How do you stop a rooser crowing on Sunday ? Eat him on Saturday !... more

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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely ? With its sparrowchute !... more

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How long do chickens work ? Around the cluck !... more

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How many ducks would there be, if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks, two ducks between two ducks, and two ducks be... more

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Is chicken soup good for your health ?Not if youre the chicken !... more

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Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he fr... more

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My parrot lays square eggs but can only say one word. Whats that? Ouch!... more

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Q: What is a crowbar?A: A place were crows go to get a drink!... more

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Q: Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, and moo?" A: He was studying foreign languages.... more

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Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?A: To get to the chick across the street!... more

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Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?A: To prove he wasnt chicken.... more

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Q: Why do hens lay eggs?A: If they dropped them, theyd break... more

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Teacher: Whats a robin? Fred: A bird that steals, maam.... more

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Teacher: Whats the definition of a Polygamist?Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!... more

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Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage? Pupil: For a parrot to perch on, miss.... more

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Two owls were playing pool. One said, "Two hits." The other replied, "Two hits to who?"... more

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What are a parrots favourite literary characters?Mr Macawber and Pollyanna!... more

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What bird tastes just like b--ter ? A stork !... more

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What birds are found in Portugal ?Portu-geese !... more







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