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"Honey," said Mrs. Beldon to her husband,"Lesters teacher says he ought to have an encyclopedia." "Encyclopedia, my eye!... more

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How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?Never enough.... more

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How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?The patients get better and l... more

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Doctor, Doctor Ive lost my memory!When did this happen?When did what happen?... more

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How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics ?... more

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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ?Ten ants !... more

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What do you call a 100 year old ant ?An antique !... more

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What do you call a greedy ant ?An anteater !... more

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What do you call a smart ant ?Elegant !... more

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What do you call an and with frogs legs ?An antphibian !... more

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What do you call an ant from overseas ?Impartant... more

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What do you call an ant in space ?Cosmonants & Astronants !... more

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What do you call an ant who cant play the piano ?Discordant !... more

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What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ?An independant !... more

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What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle ?Your great-ant !... more

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What do you call an ant who skips school ?A truant !... more

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What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ?Antteneye !... more

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What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ?All sorts of antics !... more

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What is even bigger than an elephant ?A giant !... more

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What is smaller than an ants dinner ?An ants mouth !... more

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What kind of ant can you colour with ?A crayant !... more

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What kind of ant is good at maths ?An accountant !... more

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What kind of ants are very learned ?Pedants !... more

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What medicine would you give an ill ant ?Antibiotics !... more

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Where do ants go for their holidays ?Frants !... more

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Where do ants go to eat ?At a restaurant !... more

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Who is the most famous French ant ?Napoleant !... more

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Who was the most famous ant scientist ?Albert Antstein !... more

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Why did the ant-elope ?Nobody gnu !... more

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Why dont anteaters get sick ?Because they are full of antibodies!... more







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