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Improve Your Target Shooting by Mr Completely... more

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This elderly Newfoundland fisherman is on his deathbed and summons his 3 sons to his bedside. "Well boys, the time is ne... more

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When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. "Good h... more

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Can you repeat the part after "Listen very carefully"?... more

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Consider one of the most perplexing questions of our time: Where do solutions go when a candidate gets elected?... more

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Do fish get thirsty?... more

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Do steam rollers really roll steam?... more

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Do vampires get AIDS?... more

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Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?... more

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Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mine?... more

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Does killing time damage eternity?... more

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Dont you just hate the blatant materialism surrounding Christmas? And arent you just dying to know what you got?... more

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Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?... more

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How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all ni... more

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How come wrong numbers are never busy?... more

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How does AVON find so many women willing to take orders ?... more

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How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?... more

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How long will a floating point operation float?... more

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How many weeks are there in a light year?... more

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How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?... more

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If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?... more

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If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?... more

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If a word in a dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?... more

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If all the nations in the world are in the debt, where did all the money go?... more

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If b--tered toast always lands b--tered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a pi... more

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If CON is the opposite of PRO, is congress the opposite of progress?... more

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If FedEx and Ups merged, would they call it Fed UP?... more

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If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?... more

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If love is blind, why is Lingerie so popular?... more

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If necessity is the mother of invention, why does so much unnecessary stuff get invented?... more

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If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?... more

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If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?... more

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If the world is getting smaller, why do postal rates keep going up?... more





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