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What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?A budgerigrrrrr!... more

2.   Category: Vampire jokes  0 stars
What do you call a vampire junkie? Count Drugula.... more

3.   Category: Cow jokes  0 stars
What do you get from pampered cows? Spoiled milk!... more

4.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
Q.Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?A. She kept throwing out all the Ws.... more

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Counselor: Wash your face. I can see what you had for breakfast.Henry: If youre so smart, what did I have?Counselor: Egg... more


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"Can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?" asked Rupert. "Okay," replied his father, "but dont stand too close."... more

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"Dad, do you believe in Buddha?" "Why, of course, but I think margarine is just as good."... more

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"Dad, why do you write so slow?" asked Dennis. "I have to," replied his father. "Im a slow reader."... more

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"Dad," said Rickey, "what is electricity?" "Uh," replied his father, "I dont really know too much about electricity." A... more

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"Honey," said Mrs. Beldon to her husband,"Lesters teacher says he ought to have an encyclopedia." "Encyclopedia, my eye!... more

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"Papa, who was Hamlet?" "You birdbrain! Bring me the Bible and Ill show you who he was."... more

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"Son, you sure do ask a lot of questions," said the father. "Id like to know what would have happened if Id asked as man... more

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"What are you reading?" demanded the father of his seven-year-old. "A story about a cow jumping over the moon," was the... more

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A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the d... more

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A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being pregnant with their first child.After everything... more

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A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they pa--ed the cookie section,... more

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A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is thi... more

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A mother of two teenage boys, was constantly being asked to look for things they couldnt find. Most of the time these it... more

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A small boy is sent to bed by his father...[Five minutes later] "Da-ad..." "What?" "Im thirsty. Can you bring me a drink... more

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A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the... more

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A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver said: "Thats the ugliest baby Ive ever seen."In a huff, the woman sla... more

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A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. "Do you have Eyes of Bl... more

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An irate father stormed into the principals office. "I demand to know," he screamed, "why my son Winslow was given a zer... more

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At dinner, Seth said to his father, "Dad, I got into trouble at school today and its all your fault.""Hows that?" asked... more

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Bentley and his wife and son were sitting at the dinner table when the boy suddenly blurted out,"Gee, youre dumb, Mom. Y... more

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Boy: Dad, Dad, come out. My sisters fighting this ten foot gargoyle with three heads.Dad: No, Im not coming out. Shes go... more

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Come here, you greedy wretch. Ill teach you to eat all your sisters birthday chocs.Its all right Dad, I know how !... more

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Dad: Why is your January report card so bad ?Son: Well, you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christma... more

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Did you hear about the little boy who was named after his father ?They called him Dad !... more

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Down at the office Bostwick boasted to one of his buddies,"My son Arthur is smarter even than Abraham Lincoln. Arthur co... more

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During a flood in a small Ohio town, a young girl was perched on top of a house with a little boy. As they sat watching... more

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Father: " I know the answer to your bad grades. Youre spending too much time watching television." Son: " Im sorry, youl... more

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Father: Dont you think our son gets his brains from me? Mother: Probably, dear. I still have all of mine.... more

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Father: I want to take my girl our of this terrible math cla--.Teacher: But shes top of the cla--.Father: Thats why I th... more

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Father: Son at your age, Winston Churchill used be up and out for his morning walk at 5 a.m.. Son: Dad, at your age, he... more





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