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How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest?She was the beast of the show!... more

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Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots?A: Flattered.... more

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Did you hear about the cla--ical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign... more

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What looks just like half a loaf of bread? Its other half.... more

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At school Little Johnny was told by a cla--mate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this make... more


Monster Jokes Category:

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1st Monster: What is that son of yours doing these days ?2nd Monster: Hes at medical school.1st Monster: Oh, whats he st... more

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A monster walked into the council rent office with a $5 note stuck in one ear and a $10 note in the other. You see, he w... more

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A very tall monster with several arms and legs, all of different lengths, went into a tailors shop.Id like to see a suit... more

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An enormous monster with eight arms and eleven legs walked into a tailors shop. Quick! shouted the tailor to his a--ista... more

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Boy: Did you know you can get fur from a three headed mountain monster? Girl: Really? What kind of fur? Boy: As fur away... more

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Could you kill a monster just by throwing eggs at him? Of course - hed be eggs-terminated.... more

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Did you hear about the Irish monster who went to night school to learn to read in the dark?... more

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Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them? In a handbag.... more

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Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them? In a handbag.mons... more

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Did you hear about the monster who had twelve arms and no legs? He was all fingers and thumbs.... more

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Did you hear about the monster who lost all his hair in the war? He lost it in a hair raid.... more

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Did you hear about the monster who sent his picture to a lonely hearts club? They sent it back saying they werent that l... more

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Did you hear about the monster who went to a holiday camp? He won the ugly mug and knobbly knees compet--ion and he wasn... more

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Did you hear about the monster with five legs?His trousers fit him like a glove.... more

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Did you hear about the monster with one eye at the back of his head, and one at the front? He was terribly moody because... more

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Did you hear the joke about the two monsters who crashed?They fell off a cliff, boom, boom.... more

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Dr Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? Its a new pill consisting of 50 per cent glue and 50 per cent... more

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FIRST HUMAN BOY: I can lift a monster with one hand. SECOND HUMAN BOY: Bet you cant! FIRST HUMAN BOY: Find me a monster... more

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FIRST MONSTER: Am I late for dinner? SECOND MONSTER: Yes, everyones been eaten.... more

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FIRST MONSTER: I fancy eating the city of Hong Kong tonight. Care to join me? SECOND MONSTER: No thanks, I cant stand Ch... more

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First monster: I have a hunch. Second monster: I thought you were a funny shape.... more

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FIRST MONSTER: Im going to a party tonight. SECOND MONSTER: Oh, are you? FIRST MONSTER: Yes, I must go to the graveyard... more

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First Monster: Im so thirsty my tongues hanging out. Second Monster: Oh. I thought that was your necktie!... more

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First monster: That pretty girl over there just rolled her eyes at me. Second monster: Well youd better roll them back t... more

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Frankenstein was sitting in his cell when suddenly through the wall came the ghost of his monster, with a rope round his... more

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Frankenstein: Help, Ive got a short circuit! Igor: Dont worry, Ill lengthen it.... more

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FRED MONSTER: My sister must be twenty. I counted the rings under her eyes.BERT MONSTER: Thats nothing. My sisters tongu... more

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FRED: Your monster was making a terrible noise last night. BERT: Yes - ever since he ate Madonna, he thinks he can sing.... more

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Girl Monster 1: "I hear youve met the perfect guy." Girl Monster 2: "Oh yes, hes a bad dream come true!"... more

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Heres a good book, said the sales a--istant in the book shop to Mrs Monster. How To Help Your Husband Get Ahead.No, than... more





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